30 Mar 2008
I’d like to say that monster movies traditionally had a sophisticated sense of suspense and restraint, and that the modern CG movie has ruined that. But let’s be honest, monster movies have always been extremely dependent on special effects (even before the computer got involved), and they’ve always been about as sophisticated as a steaming pile of poo. However I do think that modern moviemaking technology has led to showing off the monsters too often and too early. The movie makers are no longer worried about you noticing that it’s just a Dude In A Suit, so they justify ramming their overly glossy 3D animation down your throat.
Enter Cloverfield, modern monster movie brought to us by Lost’s J. J. Abrams. And you know what? It’s good.
The twist to Cloverfield is that the entire film is experienced through a camcorder held by one of the characters. As a viewer you’re never yanked from that single storyline. And, more importantly, you’re never granted a viewpoint beyond what the characters would experience. It’s very immersive, if sometimes a bit nauseating due to the shaky camera work. The result is that the moments when the monster is obscured seem contextually appropriate. It’s the result of panicked amateur camerawork, not an arbitrary restriction in an otherwise cinematic wide-angle production.
Cloverfield has all the ingredients of a good monster flick: a cool monster, lots of mystery and suspense, and key characters dying left and right. Which is important, because as far as I’m concerned It’s just not a real monster movie if everyone survives intact. Seriously, no happy endings allowed. I’ll accept bittersweet, like when the survivors struggle between feelings of both victory and loss. That’s fine. But if the entire cast is all alive and well (covered in soot, grime, and blood, of course), then that’s just not good enough. I demand a sacrifice!
17 Mar 2008
It’s time again to filled you in on what I’ve been playing.
Tabula Rasa
As was probably clear from my review, I’ve really been enjoying this MMO. The aesthetics, which I had criticized, got more interesting when I finally got off-planet. It’s still nowhere near as consistently inspired as WoW, but it’s a bit better. I’m very close to the next class split, which will mean that I can finally get my flamethrower. Believe me, I am stoked to flame some fools, but even if it’s not as awesome as it is in my head I can always flip over to one of my clones and experiment with a different class branch. The game has gotten a little more grindy as I’ve approached level 30, but it still moves along way faster than any other MMO.
There was a bit of news a month ago that NCSoft would be making a console MMO. And I think that there’s a good chance that could be a port of Tabula Rasa. I’ve never played an MMO so apt for console play; the interface would be a no brainer to map to a controller. It’s true that there are other challenges in bringing an online persistent game to the consoles, but most people write off the possibility of a console MMO because of the interface, and Tabula Rasa wouldn’t have that problem.
Lord of the Rings Online
Actually, I’m not playing LotRO. I officially canceled my subscription last week. LotRO was always a bit on the slow side, but after playing Tabula Rasa I just couldn’t handle it. I couldn’t even power through one more level to make a clean 40. So I decided to call it quits. I’m not sure if the recently announced expansion will be enough to lure me back. I totally want to explore Moria, but I don’t know if that’ll be enough. I’ve already written about what I think is wrong with the game, but don’t be surprised if you see more posts as I examine it further, even if I’m no longer playing it.
Rock Band
It’s amazing that I haven’t posted a review of Rock Band yet. But I usually only write about a game when I’m done with it… and I’m still playing a ton of Rock Band after all these months. The weekly DLC has definitely help keep it fresh. With so many tracks and so many ways to perform them, this game ain’t going anywhere anytime soon. But yes, I will get off my duff and post a proper review.
Smash Bros Brawl
I played the crap out of Smash Bros Melee on the Gamecube, which firmly planted Brawl as one of my most anticipated Wii titles. It hasn’t disappointed me yet. That’s not to say that it’s exceeded any expectations - it’s met them precisely. Basically it’s exactly like Melee except with a couple more small features. It’s more of the same, so if you loved Melee you’ll love Brawl.
DS
I haven’t used my DS in months. When work was crazy I got into the habit of working on my laptop on the bus instead of playing. Unfortunately the habit stayed even after things calmed down. I’ll probably have to pick up something like Phantom Hourglass to get my motivated again, because Portrait of Ruin wasn’t cutting it.
Pile of Shame
Here are the games that somehow got pushed to the side and I haven’t given the attention they deserve:
There was certainly a long period of there being no high quality Wii titles. But it seems that when they finally did come out I wasn’t ready for them.
Review Backlog
Given the large list of AAA titles from last fall, I’m a little behind on my reviews. Here’s the list of games that are pending a write-up:
10 Mar 2008
The new Zune software has added support for podcasts, so I’ve been spending the last couple months trying to find the right podcasts for me. Finding podcasts is really easy, but finding a small set of good ones to listen to regularly is no small feat. To really decide if you like a particular podcast or not it generally takes listening to a couple episodes, each with a running time that is often an hour or more. And there are hundreds of podcasts on each conceivable topic out there.
As that ninja humor is already well covered, I figured the next thing to do was nail down a couple solid gaming podcasts to introduce into my commute. And I’m here today to share my findings with you. Note that all the podcast links in this post are set up to subscribe in Zune.
GameSpot HotSpot (audio)
As you can see from watching their video reviews, GameSpot has a lot of down-to-earth gamers in its employ. Well, they did. There’s a good chance you heard the drama of Jeff Gerstmann’s firing, and since then my other favorites Alex Navarro and Ryan Davis have also left. It’s sad, because a lot of podcasts try to have fun and joke around, but the GameSpot crew was one of the few to actually pull it off without being obnoxious. This was one of my favorite podcasts, but the best people from it are gone, and I haven’t had the heart to listen to it since. It looks like Ryan Davis is trying to recreate the magic outside of GameSpot with his Arrow Pointing Down podcast, but I haven’t had a chance to listen to it yet.
1UP Yours (audio)
1UP Yours has become one of my favorite shows, primarily because the hosts are knowledgeable, well-spoken, engaged, and keep the show mostly focused on their personal gaming experiences (every show opens up with “What You’ve Been Playing”). I like that these guys talk about deeper social and political gaming topics. The only real downside is that they’re so immersed in the gaming industry that they can be a bit jaded and pretentious.
Achievement Junkie (audio)
There isn’t a podcast out there that I’ve listened to with hosts more likeable than Nelson and Natalie. There’s plenty of witty banter between them, and they know to not take themselves or the gaming industry too seriously. Despite what the title might lead you to believe, they’re more casual gamers than hardcore achievement whores. Best of all, this is one of the few podcasts that is consistent in its length. Every episode is somewhere around half an hour or forty five minutes long. You’d assume that all podcasts follow that pattern, but no - most of them meander on for well over an hour. I appreciate that Achievement Junkie is succinct. The downside? Well, I’m none to fond of my listening experience being broken up by Navy ads, and the prerecorded segments by the non-hosts are lame.
Major Nelson (audio)
This is one of the highest profile gaming podcasts. It’s well produced and moves along at a good pace. Unfortunately as that Major Nelson is Xbox’s official voice, he can’t really say anything controversial. The result is that the podcast ends up sounding a little too much like an clinical corporate Xbox ad, devoid of personality.
Joystiq (audio)
I already read Joystiq for my gaming news, so listening to their podcast is pretty redundant. And fundamentally reading news is far more efficient than listening to it, so there’s nothing to be gained from this podcast.
ScrewAttack (audio)
I really enjoy ScrewAttack’s excellent Video Game Vault videos, and the charming duo also has an audio podcast. Unfortunately the depth of content isn’t up to the level of their video productions. As far as Listening To Dudes Talk it’s pretty decent, but that’s about all it is. They actually spend a surprisingly small chunk of the time talking about games, with a stronger focus on supporting their website community’s contests, events, and such. Which is cool if you’re plugged into that community, but not so useful otherwise. What I really want is a podcast feed of their videos, and I have yet to find one. It’d be sweet if I could automatically get content like the Angry Video Game Nerd’s awesome coverage of Ghostbusters to take with me on the go.
GameSpy Debriefing (audio)
I tuned into this one and got undirected ramblings by uncharismatic people. I couldn’t even make it through a full episode. I feel a little guilty not giving them another chance, but frankly there are too many podcasts to sort through.
Video Game Outsiders (audio)
This podcast features a trio of Geek, Girl, and Loud Mouthed Annoying Guy. They see the world through very different eyes than the rest of the gaming press, which makes for sometimes entertaining, sometimes awkward arguments. Their main hook is supposed to be that they are casual gamers, but after two years of doing a weekly podcast they’ve started to crossover into the hardcore. As a result I have a hard time figuring out who their audience is. I do appreciate that they focus on their personal game playing experiences and don’t waste much time on news. That’s not to say that they don’t waste time though, because this podcast runs way too long.
My main problem with this podcast is that I flat out don’t like one of the hosts. He’s stubborn, can’t see the world through anyone else’s eyes, and steamrolls over anyone else when he disagrees with them (sadly the geeky host can’t articulate himself well enough to fight back). He’s also extremely inconsistent, spouting praise for a game one week and then totally indifferent towards it the next. Really, he’s just a terrible person and single handedly ruins this podcast for me. But I somehow can’t seem to bring myself to unsubscribe from this fascinating train wreck.
GameTrailers Video Reviews (video)
This isn’t really a podcast, but it is a great way to get awesome video content onto your Zune. GameTrailers stitches together great video reviews, and they’re not to be missed. I only wish that they reviewed more titles so I could make more of my rental decisions this way.
1UP Show (video)
This video podcast has great production values and interesting (if sometimes pretentious) people. Unfortunately it runs a little long for a video podcast, so I never end up watching it. The few times I have had the time I enjoyed it.
The Wiicast (video)
Tragic. Totally, utterly tragic. Couldn’t make it through a full episode. But I will say that the show that recently slammed The Wiicast is even worse.
Summary
Well, that sums up all the podcasts I’ve been sorting through. I’ve learned a lot about what I do and do not like from my podcasts. A set of people with spontaneous banter is good, but not if it means showboating or epic overtime. I have a preference for audio podcasts because they don’t demand my full attention. I’m actually surprised that I haven’t found a good audio review podcast. I’m fine reading my news, as that most of it gets filtered out by headline anyway, but I wouldn’t mind having reviews or general editorial content just flat out read to me so I can listen to them on the go.
As of today my running favorites are 1UP Yours and Achievement Junkie. They aren’t without their faults, but they have a consistent level of quality. There’s about a bajillion other podcasts out there that are also worth a whirl, but for now I need to stop the insanity and focus on enjoying the few I’ve landed on.