WALL-E

Pixar has a pretty strong track record. They don’t make many films, but every single one of them has been thoroughly entertaining. They might not all completely rock your world, but with those animators painstakingly scrubbing frame by frame it’s pretty hard for complete crap to make it to the final cut. WALL-E completely lives up to its strong pedigree.

After the movie I polled our group to see where WALL-E ranked relative to the other Pixar films. We made it a little technical and did a quick and dirty ladder elimination. Here are the results:

1. The Incredibles
2. WALL-E
3. Ratatouille
4. A Bug’s Life
5. Monster’s Inc.
6. Finding Nemo
7. Toy Story
8. Toy Story 2
9. Cars

It wasn’t the most scientific process, so the list is imperfect. I don’t think we ever did all the proper matches in the secondary bracket. But it gives you the gist. WALL-E is one of the best of a very strong list of animated films.

The Incredibles won out in that list, but it’s hard to really crown a champion. Fundamentally it’s too early to properly place WALL-E (time and another viewing could shift the mix), but there’s no doubting that it’s really good. Thoroughly enjoyable. Easily recommended to anyone with a pulse.

The premise is kind of similar to that of Idiocracy, except this time there’s actually a worthwhile plot. Oh, and robots. Robots make everything better. These aren’t your standard mutinizing deathbots, but they’re so adorable that I’ll forgive their lack of hatred for meatbags.

Most Pixar stories have a strong moral, with varying levels of subtlety. I’m okay with there being a message, but I don’t like being beat over the head with it. It’s one of the few things I dislike about Monster’s Inc, actually - it gets a little too warm and fuzzy. WALL-E has a message, but I never felt like I was being preached too.

Anyway, WALL-E is a totally charming. Unless you have a heart of coal I’m pretty sure you’ll enjoy it.

Wanted

In watching Wanted I kept thinking of Assassin’s Creed. Not just because they are both stories about leagues of assassins, but because they are both stories with a lot of style but not a lot of heart. That sounds cheesy, and in no way do I mean to imply that the film was lacking some awful stock romantic comedy love story. I mean that the story callously blew by some serious events that most humans would stop at. I felt guilty every time Altair needlessly knifed some guard who was just doing his job; similarly I couldn’t help but notice the extreme collateral damage left behind by Wanted’s Wesley Gibson. Seriously, train wrecks that kill hundreds of innocent bystanders are hard to let slide. I’m a reminded a bit of Die Hard 2 (which by the way is terrible), where McLane saves the day but somewhere along the way an entire passenger plane of people is incinerated and nobody seems sad.

Keep in mind that I don’t have a weak heart for violence. I play video games, I watch action movies, and I enjoy a good zombie flick (especially when the good guys lose and everybody dies). I’m properly desensitized, right? Well, there are different types violence. The right setting can make violence contextually appropriate (sometimes entertaining, sometimes funny). Catch the wrong balance and you’ll have me actually thinking about what’s going on onscreen (which has a place, but only if you have the story and maturity of emotion to back it up). Wanted doesn’t completely miss the mark - there are scenes that pull off the action with style or humor. But there were quite a few moments where I found myself thinking “was that really necessary?”

It’s a delicate line. For example, stabbing someone in the eye with a carrot = awesome. Shooting someone through someone else’s eye socket = gratuitous. It’s a shame too, because the triumphant march of bad assery leading up to that moment is nothing short of beautiful.

All the chaos surrounding Wesley Gibson’s rise to power left me undecided about his character. He’s no lawful good hero, that’s for sure. That’s fine, I can handle the dark and vengeful hero (hey, it works for Batman). But that doesn’t really fit Wesley either, as he feels far more self indulgent than righteous. I’m not saying that everything has to be black and white good vs. evil, but instead of being complicated everything about Wanted’s morality is just plain muddled. They try to fix this by providing a lame back story of The Greater Good, reinforced only by a quick fire-side tale from Angelina, but it doesn’t stick.

Apparently this movie came from a comic book. And in doing a little research on the comic to film adaptation I began to understand more where the alignment got all out of whack. In the comic The Fraternity is not an order of righteous assassins, but rather a band of super villains. These quotes from the writer about the adaptation help put things into perspective:

“The only thing that they really changed substantially was where the assassins came from, and that does obviously mean a radical change running through it, because suddenly Wesley isn’t a force for evil – in some ways, he’s a force for good”

They changed the justification but let the actions and personality untouched. Maybe it’s more palatable by the general moviegoing public, but it doesn’t make any sense. Fundamentally, the righteousness is not what Wesley’s journey is about. It’s about him finding out he’s special, standing up for himself, transferring from being shat upon to shitting upon others. It’s not like the motivating factor in his transformation is that he found some higher calling to help people. Actually, the turning point is when he checks his bank balance and finds out he’s rich (no really, that’s the pivotal part for his character - go capitalism). So why bother adding justification to his actions if his journey is inherently self-centered? What was wrong with this being a story about villains?

“if everyone was outright villains, it made it hard to root for the guys, which I could appreciate, but not agree with. The Godfather is all about villains, and you end up rooting for them. You just have to put them against guys who are more evil.”

This was another shortcoming for me. Even with the changes they made I didn’t really feel like the villain was any more evil than the protagonist. I wasn’t rooting for anyone in particular. Which is sad, because that’s almost the same as not caring. The more I think about it, the more I realize that I liked the original concept so much more. Most of the things that bothered me during the movie are the same things that were changed in the comic to film adaptation. Guess I’m going to have to give the graphic novel a flip through.

Anyway, when it comes down to it I do always try to judge movies on very basic criteria. Was I entertained? Absolutely. Yes, I realize I just spent many paragraphs talking about stuff that bothered me. But there was totally good stuff in there. I really enjoyed how pathetic Wesley is in the beginning of the movie, hitting a little on that vibe that worked so well for Fight Club and The Matrix. Stylistically the movie had some strong images that are memorable. I had a good time watching it. It just didn’t bring anything new or particularly impactful to the table, but that’s not always necessary if you’re just looking for an enjoyable way to pass a couple of hours.

Tabula Rasa On Hold

I quit WoW once I had seen all the sights I wanted to see and I knew that the rest wasn’t worth the effort. I quit Lord of the Rings Online when I realized that the gameplay just didn’t do it for me anymore. So why am I deciding that now is the time to quit Tabula Rasa? I’ve been totally digging this MMO. It’s managed to turn traditionally slow MMORPG gameplay into something much more exciting. So if the game plays great, then what’s the freaking problem?

As time passed playing Tabula Rasa, I began to realize that it was a really lonely game. I grouped up whenever there was an opportunity, and that was always fun, but over time it happened less and less. I started making it more of a priority, but the vast majority of my time was still spent solo. I think there are a couple factors at work here. One obvious problem is that the game hasn’t been a smash success, and the population is on the decline. Spread the few players over segregated servers and level ranges and the result is that there are few people that you can actually play with. This is made worse by the fact that the traditional instanced group activities have zero replay incentive - loot is completely exchangeable in Tabula Rasa, so the only reason to run an instance is for the quest, and once you’ve done the quest there’s no reason to return. So your only potential partners are people that are in your level range and haven’t run the quest yet, and there just aren’t enough of them. The fact that Tabula Rasa is lenient about group composition and travel is great, but it can’t make up for a lack of players. It makes me feel guilty, because I know that me leaving doesn’t make it any easier for the people I’m leaving behind, but the whole thing was starting to feel like a diluted single player game.

Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem whatsoever with a single player game in a large persistent world. That’s how I find myself playing most MMOs. But if you’re going to survive completely on that, you need something driving you forward that’s as powerful as a traditional singleplayer epic. Tabula Rasa is overall weak on story and environment (although it does has its moments). Towards the high 30s I ran into a long stream of lackluster content that just killed my mojo. If there was some social gameplay to distract me I’d probably keep on truckin’, but without that there just wasn’t enough to pull me through.

I can blame that weak content for my waning interest, but there’s also a bit of a flaw in the character development track. Through the lower levels you are very involved in shaping your character to your play style, with your final class decision happening at level 30. That’s a great moment, and after that you’ve got quite a few levels to break in your awesome new abilities. But after you’ve pumped some points into them and found your balance you realize that there’s nothing more coming. You’ll get more points to allocate, making your abilities slightly more powerful, but there’s nothing significant that will change all the way from 30 to the level cap at 50. By the late 30s I felt like I’d already mastered my arsenal and had nothing to focus on next.

So it was that I found myself with no one to play with, no interesting story to pursue, increasingly repetitive environments, and no long-term developments to look forward to. Basically, the long-term appeal was gone.

So I’ve put my Tabula Rasa account into hibernation. I could go back and start with another class, and that does intrigue me. In fact, even after everything I’ve said above, just thinking about the game makes me want to play it some more. But I think I’d rather put this one on the backburner and see if the development team can flesh more things out in the following months. I hope they do, because the moment to moment action of this game is still my favorite for any MMO.